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collegehumor:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

This is cleverly unfortunate.

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collegehumor:

10 Ways to Make the Presidential Debates More Exciting [Click to continue reading]

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This Moment in Time

dovegreymornings:

A little chirping bird
And frog outside my
Open window ~

Jazz gently drifting
Around the room ~

Drizzle taps lightly at
The leaves sounding
Just like a breeze
Whispering promises
I can’t keep ~

Michelle Dent

(via dovegreymornings-deactivated201)

collegehumor:

Electric Fence

You should probably just touch it once, to make sure.

Seems legit.

Source: humortrain.com

collegehumor:

WNBA Preseason Has Begun

Holy swag.

Meanwhile…in th convent…

Source: k1x

collegehumor:

Velociraptor Free Work Place

Unfortunately, this doesn’t solve our plumbing issues.

That’s impressive.

Source: tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com

collegehumor:

Guy Partied Way Too Hard in Chip Aisle

At least he got Lay(ed)’s.

Winner

Source: mememaster

collegehumor:

Honey Boo Boo “Falls Asleep” During Interview

The “Dr.” in Dr. Drew literally just stands for those two letters now.

Source: youtube.com

(via katespencer)

Source: stalling

Classmate: "So do you like, have tea with the Queen?"
English Classmate: "No, do you have McDonalds with Obama?"
We're in college and this is our classroom discussion.